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imsirius: itsmeagan: The original story of the little...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 19:51:27 -0400

itsmeagan:

The original story of the little mermaid is that she must kill the prince in order to be human, and in the end, she loves him too much and kills herself instead.

The artwork is too great not to reblog.

Ok, ok - important expansion: she only has to kill the Prince because the deal was if he fell in love with her she could be human forever, and he didn’t. By which I mean, he was a good person and genuinely nice to her, but he didn’t fall in love. He fell in love with someone else, also perfectly nice - not the seawitch in disguise, fu Disney. The Mermaid is told she can only return to the sea now if she kills the Prince. She goes into the room where he and his lover lie sleeping and they look so beautiful and happy together that she can’t do it.

That’s why she kills herself. And because it was a noble act she returns to sea as foam.

One moral of the story was that women shouldn’t fundamentally change who they are for love of a man, and in theory Hans Christian Anderson wrote it for a ballerina with whom he fell in love. She was marrying someone else who wouldn’t let her dance.

I want this painted on my wall.

fuck-bitches-get-money: Mars Rover ‘Draws’ Penis On Red Planet...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 19:45:22 -0400

fuck-bitches-get-money:

Mars Rover ‘Draws’ Penis On Red Planet & NASA Picture Goes Viral

NASA’s high-tech Curiosity rover may be getting a little cheeky over there on Mars.

In a photo of Curiosity’s track patterns, published on the robotics section of NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory site, the Mars rover appears to have traced out a very phallic design on the Red Planet’s dusty surface.

The rover’s picture went viral after being posted to Reddit’s r/funny subreddit page Tuesday, earning close to 40,000 “upvotes” in a matter of a few hours. According to The Huffington Post UK, NASA’s website crashed due to increased traffic as word of the “drawing” spread.

The car-sized rover landed on Mars last August with a mandate to explore the planet and analyze whether or not Mars could have supported life forms. Curiosity is controlled by a team of NASA engineers, who send two sets of instructions to the exploratory craft each day, according to Space.com.

Some of the tracks made by Curiosity’s six wheels can be seen from space and were documented by the HiRise camera of NASA’s Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter in January.

playingtrack3: tardisinhogwarts: bbcsherlockftw: knightmaraude...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 19:44:43 -0400

playingtrack3:

tardisinhogwarts:

bbcsherlockftw:

knightmarauder:

slytherin-cumberbatch:

the-elf-on-baker-street:

acciobenedictcumberbatch:

WHO ARE YOU?

WHERE CAN I FIND YOU?

I NEED TO BE YOUR BEST FRIEND.

DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND??!!

THIS BOY! ALL OF THE AWARDS!

Oh my YES!

This dude. Is brilliant.

Frankly I am more surprised it took this long for someone to actually do this. Kudos to you chap.

sheepneverlearn: lord-kitschener: beygonce: Photos of Omar...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 19:44:02 -0400

sheepneverlearn:

lord-kitschener:

beygonce:

Photos of Omar Borkan Al Gala (aka the man that was deported from Saudi Arabia for being too handsome)

On one hand, this is an all-around ridiculous issue

On the other hand, damn gurl capitol offense

what

chucksandjumpers: williamowainherondale: omg guess what i found out today that falling feeling...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 19:43:44 -0400

chucksandjumpers:

williamowainherondale:

omg guess what i found out today

that falling feeling when you wake up suddenly in bed

is because when you were dropping off you heart rate slowed down too fast so your brain thought you were dying so it tried waking you up immediatly

thank u brain~

No problem, boss.

ask-thesmallestwolf-howleen: dneaves: bloody-nips: is that...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 19:41:30 -0400

ask-thesmallestwolf-howleen:

dneaves:

bloody-nips:

is that Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?

I think that is Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, eating a Dimmsdale Dimmacone

Well I’ll be Dimmadamned.

ampullae: djavjr: but why would you graffiti the quadratic...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 19:40:48 -0400

ampullae:

djavjr:

but why would you graffiti the quadratic formula

some thugs just want to watch the world learn

love-vs-life: lulz-time: kochovska: parenting. you’re doing it...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 19:39:29 -0400

love-vs-life:

lulz-time:

kochovska:

parenting. you’re doing it right.

Beyond cute omg

i thought it was cute and then i realised what was on the tv and i melted

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

Father of the year award

ryumasa: melodious—muse: p5stuck: wordgotaround: Am...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 19:38:14 -0400

ryumasa:

melodious—muse:

p5stuck:

wordgotaround:

Am I the only one that, seeing the “it’s the Gateway to Satan’s Lair” comment, images Satan just sitting on his throne of skulls chilling when suddenly this girl plops in from above and he goes “What the fuck?” while sipping his blood-of-the-innocents martini or…?

(Credit goes to hrmphfft and redemtiondot) I hope one day there is just a pile of bodies and a very frustrated Satan.

THANKS, I WAS WAITING FOR THE COMBINED POST

satan is sick of your bullshit

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Thu, 25 Apr 2013 19:37:25 -0400

4gifs: Mattress Jousting

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 19:35:51 -0400

4gifs:

Mattress Jousting

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Thu, 25 Apr 2013 19:35:18 -0400

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Thu, 25 Apr 2013 00:12:23 -0400

kurtsiebear: britishstarr: bloodyjam: le-nickasaur: surreals...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 00:05:27 -0400

kurtsiebear:

britishstarr:

bloodyjam:

le-nickasaur:

surrealscorpion:

In India, a snake protects two pups for 48 hours after they accidentally fall into a hole. At first it was thought that she wanted to attack them, but then noticed she was caring for the puppies. When rescued, the snake was released into a forest.

It is impossible not to share it with you.

that snake is going to snake heaven

precious babies

I couldn’t help myself.

OMG.

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Thu, 25 Apr 2013 00:02:04 -0400

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Wed, 24 Apr 2013 23:40:49 -0400

pradalecki: hey-sass-butt: maddyfae: okay so my friend had her arms marked today with the tally...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 23:39:29 -0400

pradalecki:

hey-sass-butt:

maddyfae:

okay so my friend had her arms marked today with the tally marks and some girl came up to her and said “wow, you’ve seen a lot of weeping angels today!”

there’s a Gallifreyan ‘you tried’ star now, omfg

lulz-time: This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 23:39:10 -0400

lulz-time:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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Wed, 24 Apr 2013 23:36:32 -0400

meowrailsprite: animatedcatastrophe: I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 23:36:27 -0400

meowrailsprite:

animatedcatastrophe:

I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY

PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF

hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself